You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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