another moral hangover. fuck.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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