Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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