I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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