If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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