you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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