I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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