She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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