i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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