DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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