P.S. I can't hear my feet
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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