used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just cropdusted the office
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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