Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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