There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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