saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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