I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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