I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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