Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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