I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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