what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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