just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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