Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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