She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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