You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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