How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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