what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
