K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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