On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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