You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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