yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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