Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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