She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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