Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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