bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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