I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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