More tranny stories later!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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