nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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