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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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