I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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