One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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