i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
God, you're like boner-b-gone
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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