my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There are leaves in my underwear?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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