Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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