girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
