some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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