vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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