He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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