You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's never too late to be topless.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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