How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
