I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
