Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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