what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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