dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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